Monday, May 18, 2009

Husbands should come with warning labels...

I have a migraine today, and what does any good husband do when their wife has a migraine? They ask what they can do to help. 

"I just want you to suck the migraine out of my head," I said while taking his hand, placing his palm on my forehead and applying minimal pressure. "I just want you to use your powers to get rid of it, like those religious people on tv do."

What does your husband do when you ask him to suck the migraine out of your head?

He literally sucks your head and gives you one of these on your forehead:



What does your wife do after discovering her husband left a hickey on her forehead (that probably won't go away in time for working the morning)?

She puts on her angry face (while he puts on his "Oh Crap, she is going to kill me" face) and she sends him out to buy her Subway to make up for it (since she can't go out in public anymore!) and then laughs hysterically once he has left. 

PS: It would figure that the one time I actually take a decient picture, it would be the time I have a giant hickey on my forehead. 

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Story Time (No Picture Book Though, Sorry)

Sometimes, I get the itch to write, but have nothing to write about and so I visit a wonderful little place at writersdigest.com that provides people with writing prompts (like your teachers did in middle school) and then a place to post what they have written. This is the first time I have actually ever written one though and thought I would share it with you (mainly because I am slacking on the blogging lately). Below is the prompt, followed by the 500-words-or-less story that I posted on the website's forum. Enjoy!

Writer’s Digest.com Writing Prompt- May 12, 2009

You've recently purchased a new house. Upon your first full night there, you begin to hear noises but think nothing of it—until you see something that convinces you the house is haunted. 

Please limit your response to 500 words or fewer.

The summer heat was unbearable. My clothes stuck to my skin and the constant water breaks made it excruciatingly difficult for me to get anything done on the first night in my new house. "Thank God the air conditioning is supposed to be fixed tomorrow," I sighed, looking at my dog Harry.

Hopeless and exhausted, I retired to the bedroom, but not before moving every portable fan in the house to my bedside. I cracked the windows and laid down to go to sleep, a thin sheet being all that I could bear in the stuffy heat.

"If someone broke in right now, how would I react?" The question I ask myself almost every night as I fall asleep- partially due to an unhealthy obsession with watching crime-related television dramas. Nonetheless, this is the same question that plagues me each night, the same question that rarely ever results in an actual answer. Instead, I occupy the majority of my thoughts going over details like, "Well, it depends, are they here for my stuff, or are they here for me?" and "It depends, am I asleep when I hear them outside my bedroom or do I awake with them standing over me?" All of these and more are the important questions that lay the platform for how the rest of my story turns out. As for the paranormal, I hardly waste my time wrestling with those thoughts- there is no way to fight a ghost, a feeling, or an unexplained act if you've never encountered one before.

Mid-way through my nightly ritual, right as my eyes began to droop and my body began to give into the heat, my eyes shot open at the sound of an unfamiliar noise outside my bedroom window.

My head was instantly flooded with thoughts of every possibility of what it could be, both good and bad. I locked eyes with the bedroom window and tried to remain positive, writing it off as normal house noises I had yet to become accustomed to. Then I remembered what the bedroom blinds were hiding, a window that I had opened to let the night breeze cool the bedroom while I slept. After which, only scenes from horror movies and ghost stories played in my head.

I started cursing myself for having so many fans on- while usually I welcome the soothing roar of a fan as I go to sleep, tonight it made it nearly impossible to discern what the rough rumbling noise outside my window may be. “I can’t make it out” I kept telling my ears as I strained to try and distinguish it, to recognize the sound, “Oh, please let me recognize the sound.”

Then I heard the same noise coming from within the house. I immediately focused on the light coming through the crack under my bedroom door to the hallway. No creepy shadows stopping at my door, that was a good sign. I got up from my bed, trying to move as silently as possible. I moved toward the door, wishing my dog was taking the noises as seriously I was. As I touched my hand to the door knob, my heart stopped. I heard the noise coming from within my bedroom and as I turned around a cool chill went down my spine and I smiled. The air conditioning was finally working. 

Saturday, May 2, 2009

What married people do on the weekend...

We make headboards! (Well, I did at least)

Since we moved in, I have been consistently trying to make our apartment look more "home-y". I've been wanting a headboard for a while now, because I suspected it would really pull the room together and am fairly happy with the results. 

How I did it:

-4 pieces of wood - free! Husband's parents brought them up when they helped us move into the apartment back in August and they've just been sitting in my laundry room. 

- Old Twin size (I actually suspect it is a little kid size) mattress pad - $3 at Goodwill

- Chocolate brown twin size sheet (fitted) - $18 at Target (w/a pillow case and a flat sheet)

- Glue Gun, Nails, and Hammer - already had

- Total Price: $21

I think you can imagine how I did it, it has been on enough decorating shows to know. I was really frustrated when I got home though, because I couldn't figure out how I was going to do it- I was lacking in some important tools, but refused to make it an $80 project through going out and buying more stuff. But after arguing it out with the M (my Mother for those of you who call your mom's by more conventional names), I decided to use the glue gun I already had to put the pieces of wood together. Cross your fingers they will hold- ha ha. 

I also picked these vases up at Goodwill for .29 cents a piece- which I thought would help tie in the table to the green bambo rug below it (and apparently the green outside- the tree in the window looks awesome!). I had some small candles that I put in each of them- which will be really nice for all those dinner parties I host (ha ha).


Overall, I think my finds and craftiness today were money well spent for the effect they had on the rooms. My new headboard really makes the room look so... grown up (don't cry M). 

PS: Husband actually took some time to nail the mattress pad (used as the headboard cushioning) to the boards- I suspect he was thinking about law school exams as he hammered. 

Love and Junk

ANIB-SHO