For those of you who don't know, I work for a growing pickle company in my spare time (probono-sp?- for now, what can I say, I'm a nice person).
Warning though, when you are carrying Pablo's Pickles with you (which any sane person does at every moment), they are safe from no one. Don't say I didn't warn you. We found this little vicious creature trying to steal some of the coveted gourmet pickles.
Enough Said.